What Happens When You Accidentally Take a Key Home From Work?

Kinja'd!!! "CounterTorqueSteer" (countertorquesteer)
02/25/2014 at 20:47 • Filed to: Oops

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You apologize to your boss. Many times.


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Kinja'd!!! SwedishMachine > CounterTorqueSteer
02/25/2014 at 20:49

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Many feels. Have worked at various dealerships and have accidentally pocketed keys and had to apologize profusely.


Kinja'd!!! Big Bubba Ray > CounterTorqueSteer
02/25/2014 at 20:49

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Definitely not the worst key to "forget" in your pocket! haha


Kinja'd!!! scoob > CounterTorqueSteer
02/25/2014 at 20:50

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Kinja'd!!! THOMAS5 > CounterTorqueSteer
02/25/2014 at 20:53

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You might as well go back and take the car too.


Kinja'd!!! Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey > CounterTorqueSteer
02/25/2014 at 20:57

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Kinja'd!!! SaabStutz > CounterTorqueSteer
02/25/2014 at 20:58

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Nice choice!


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > THOMAS5
02/25/2014 at 20:58

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I second.

All in favor?


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > CounterTorqueSteer
02/25/2014 at 20:59

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What color is Suzuka?


Kinja'd!!! CounterTorqueSteer > desertdog5051
02/25/2014 at 21:04

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Almost White


Kinja'd!!! MtrRider > CounterTorqueSteer
02/25/2014 at 21:06

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I'm so sorry I accidentally took your R8, I didn't even realize it until I was half way to Vegas!


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > CounterTorqueSteer
02/25/2014 at 21:07

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Drool. You could present that car to me in any color and I would take it.


Kinja'd!!! interrogator-chaplain > PatBateman
02/25/2014 at 21:07

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Aye. The motion passes. Hoon that Kraut!


Kinja'd!!! CounterTorqueSteer > desertdog5051
02/25/2014 at 21:08

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It's a manual too...


Kinja'd!!! Jonathan Harper > CounterTorqueSteer
02/25/2014 at 21:09

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In my case; hop on the subway and bring it back.

Unless there's a spare...


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > CounterTorqueSteer
02/25/2014 at 21:10

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Double drool. (Careful, Don't get it on the seats).


Kinja'd!!! Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS > CounterTorqueSteer
02/25/2014 at 21:11

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The key for that R8 looks exactly like the key for my A6. I should use that to pick up girls. I'll show them my key and say I drive an R8. Their panties will immediately drop to the floor. Probably.


Kinja'd!!! CounterTorqueSteer > Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS
02/25/2014 at 21:14

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Add this, and you are welcome

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Kinja'd!!! His Stigness > CounterTorqueSteer
02/25/2014 at 21:15

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What happens when you take a key home? You learn to lie very well and start planning on how to drive to Mexico and keep the car...


Kinja'd!!! hethoughtofcars > CounterTorqueSteer
02/25/2014 at 21:34

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That's an R8 key?!? That could be a Toyota Yaris key. If you're going to go supercar, go ridiculous:

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$750 to replace one of these...


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > CounterTorqueSteer
02/25/2014 at 21:35

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one day my boss told me to run into twn and get him some food. he said "i'm driving the used Chevy outside and handed me a key. I saw him drive to in in a Trailblazer so I figured he meant that. I hit the lock button on the fob to find it, and instead of the blazer the manual trans 04 Vett beeped. So I took it for a run to McDs. When I got back he told me he handed me the wrong keys. Whoops.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS
02/25/2014 at 21:35

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assuming they know what an R8 is...


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > SwedishMachine
02/25/2014 at 21:37

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I did it once then left for the weekend. Thankfully know one even noticed. They were for a used Mustang that I had taken for a joyride. I came in on Monday put the key back and know one ever said a word.


Kinja'd!!! awe46m3zcp > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
02/25/2014 at 21:51

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"A what?"


Kinja'd!!! Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
02/25/2014 at 21:55

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And if they DO know what an R8 is, pick them and their panties off the ground and go marry them.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > CounterTorqueSteer
02/25/2014 at 21:58

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When I worked for cadillac, one day after work i went to the levi's outlet to look for a jacket, and when I took my jacket off, the keys to a brand new escalade platinum fell out. Luckily, sales was still open and my stepdad is a salesman there so i was able to just give him the keys without the higher ups finding out.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna
02/25/2014 at 22:02

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and if they don't just tell them it's what Ironman drives.


Kinja'd!!! sellphones2493 > CounterTorqueSteer
02/26/2014 at 10:12

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I learned this summer to never put anything in your pocket that isn't yours - chances are you'll forget it.

I sold Nissan's this summer with the keyless entries. Three times I had to drive to the buyer's house to delver their second key, as it found it's way into my pocket.


Kinja'd!!! CounterTorqueSteer > sellphones2493
02/26/2014 at 10:22

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This was the first time in 14 months that I accidentally took something home. The only reason I had the key was because I had to turn on the ignition to open the engine bay. Plus, my boss was more than cool with it.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > CounterTorqueSteer
02/26/2014 at 14:00

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I used to work in an apartment complex replacing windows. A few times I would stop to fill up 20-30 kms from work, and realize I had peoples apartment keys in my pocket. Not really wanting to take 30 minutes to drive back in town, then 30 minutes to drive back to where I was, plus the remaining 30 minutes home, I just prayed there was no emergencies in that apartment that night, and brought them back the next day.


Kinja'd!!! liquid1036 > CounterTorqueSteer
02/26/2014 at 15:10

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That's the key for a 2014 Audi R8? I thought they did away with all the flip keys.


Kinja'd!!! CounterTorqueSteer > liquid1036
02/26/2014 at 15:14

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Yep. The R8, Q7 and TT still flip.